Thursday, August 9, 2007

Ooooh Speed Bumps! I've Been Naughty!




This is Verle Peter Dills, a 60-year old resident of Sioux Falls, South Dakota. Verle is a somewhat average man...outside of the fact that he likes to have sex with road signs. As well as flog the dolphin in public. And he likes to videotape his shenanigans.

He likes to have sex with road signs.

Big Jonny over at DrunkCyclist posted a link to a story about this nutty jackass, and The Smoking Gun got their hands on the affidavit with all the sordid details. Trust me - this nutty redneck is way too weird for even the NYC Village Halloween Parade.

He likes to have sex with road signs.

I've got a hunch that Verle (or as his landlady calls him - "Bubba") looks forward to road construction.

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